911 Dispatcher Shirt – “Sorry, I Only Speak in Code & Chaos” | Funny 911 Operator T-Shirt | Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Normal? Never heard of it. If your day-to-day sounds more like ten-codes, signals, and organized chaos, this 911 dispatcher shirt is speaking your language.
Made from 100% ethically sourced U.S. cotton, this heavy cotton tee (5.3 oz/yd²) is perfect for year-round wear. Its specially spun fibers offer a smooth, tight-knit surface—ideal for crisp, vivid printing. Whether you're behind the console or off duty, this tee makes a bold, relatable statement.
The classic unisex fit, taped shoulders, and tear-away tag ensure maximum comfort and durability for every shift, sprint, and double-back call. No side seams mean no distractions—just solid, reliable wear for solid, reliable people.
Product Features:- High-resolution “Code & Chaos” graphic print
- 100% U.S. cotton – certified by Oeko-Tex and US Cotton Trust Protocol
- Tear-away tag for all-day comfort
- Classic, relaxed fit – ideal for both work and casual wear
- Taped shoulders and no side seams for enhanced durability
Available in multiple colors so you can match your vibe or department gear.
Perfect For:- 911 Dispatchers and Operators
- Funny gift for emergency communication pros
- Public Safety Telecommunicators Week
- Coworker birthdays or appreciation gifts
- Everyday wear for those who speak in signals and solve chaos for a living
Order your “Sorry, I Only Speak in Code & Chaos” shirt today and wear your dispatcher pride out loud.
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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